What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

True - how I loved my mum!

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

Do you know what she said mum?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

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About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

What do you mean son?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Why do men think all women are the same?

What! how could you do that?